Peter on Scalloped Potatoes

"well, it was really soupy!" - gram
"but now it's really burnt and hard, gram!" - peter*

*you don't cook scalloped potatoes on 450 for 5 hours. you just don't.

Peter on Cooking

"fact is, my mother didn’t teach me how to cook. i learned myself at age 3, standing on a chair, frying eggs in the kitchen! i learnt way back then that i’d have to fend for myself!"