Peter on Sega

"sega is like a mildly retarded, blind in one eye, deaf in both ears, lovable old dog. you hate to see him go, but you can't let him suffer any longer, either. "

Peter on Marriage, Part 2

"i mean, even i can't stand being with me. i have nothing to offer even for myself, so why would i expect some dumb woman to feel sorry for me and want some of what i ain't got?"